I like the kind of competition that lets you REALLY win something worthwile. I’ve won silly stuff before like movie tickets and stuff but jezus I can get those myself for like a tenner so when I read about this Secret Deodorant competition in which you can win a REAL DIAMOND I was like SIGN ME UP HOMIES! 
Yes, that’s a real diamond.
Yes, worth fifteen thousand US Dollars.
I want one please!
Source: eKart Jewelry
